The Shortest Major Life Decision Conversation Ever

*ring, ring*

Caroline: Hey John!
John: How do you feel about moving to Charlotte?
Caroline: Sounds good!
John: Great, let me call the judge back.

*click*

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the extent of the conversation that's leading us to Charlotte in a few short weeks. Now, there were more major conversations before and after that one, but they were more about logistics and less about deciding if it was the right thing for us to do individually or as a couple. There really was no doubt that we'd take this step together.

If you're wondering how such a major thing could be decided so quickly and nonchalantly, there are two important things to know:

This guy is going to be there.

And, while the story could almost end there, there is also this little Google map:

Versus this one: